AND THESE ARE GOLD.

I’m sexy, I’m cute! I’m popular to boot!
I’m bitchin’, great hair! The boys all love to stare!
I’m wanted, I’m hot! I’m everything your not!
I’m pretty, I’m cool! I dominate the school!
Who am I? Just guess! Guys wanna touch my chest!
I’m rockin’! I smile! And many think I’m vile.
I’m flyin’, I jump! You can look but don’t you hump! Whoo!
I’m major, I roar! I swear I’m not a whore!
We cheer and we lead! We act like we’re on speed!
Hate us cause we’re beautiful well we don’t like you either!
We’re cheerleaders! We are cheerleaders!

Ian: I think that Damon is sort of going through the human emotion of feeling what it’s like to forge relationships and raise the stakes in your life, and actually care about something - it’s throwing him, it’s pissing him off in many ways.