(Source: alittlefragile)
(Source: alittlefragile)

You have five smiles, Pete. One when you think someone’s an idiot. One when you think someone’s really an idiot. One when you’re singing to Barry White. One when you’re getting all dressed up. And one…one when you’re looking at me.

Do you know she has six smiles? One when something really makes her laugh. One when she’s making plans. One when she is laughing out of politeness. One when she is uncomfortable. One when she is making fun of herself. And one when… she’s talking about her friends.