Whenever someone tells me a story they’ve already told me before I pretend I haven’t heard it yet so they don’t feel stupid because I’m nice as fuck
can I have a Ben Wyatt for my birthday?
shout out to the two other people in australia who don’t give a fuck about the voice
people who make their every status about their “boy/man”, how much they love him and how he’s the “best boyfriend in the world ♥” need to be punched in the face.
my house is undergoing renovations at the moment (which is not fun, let me tell you) and we’re removing the upstairs carpet (and replacing the one in the bedrooms) and having floorboards put in, and it’s so weird seeing it without the carpet and without the floorboards. my cat just came upstairs and saw what had happened for the first time and he just cried and looked incredibly confused. csb.