some guys have bigger boobs than me but hey that’s life

My grandfather and his best friend took me out to dinner and the ballet tonight. I spent the whole car ride home agonisingly rehearsing in my head the way I would thank them for the evening. It still sounded awkward when I said it aloud. 

The Queen of Procrastination (x)

Sometimes I pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness.

when you realize you’re in a relationship with a tv show.



  • you think about it all the time.
  • you want to spend every moment with it.
  • you talk about it so much it’s starting to annoy your friends.
  • you spend your nights in bed with it.
  • you’d rather hang out with it than with your friends.
  • those awful days you haven’t watched your whole body is aching because you miss it so much.