R: Can you believe what a jerk Ross was being?
M:  Yeah, I know. He can get really competitive.
P: “Hello Kettle, this is Monica. You’re black!”
M: Please. I am not as bad as Ross.

How about I go over there, and I will walk into Chandler’s bedroom, and I will see the thing that I think that I know is actually the thing that I think that I know!

- “How did you propose?”
- “Oh, yeah, that’s a great story!”