you came here with nothing and you’re leaving with the same.


my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles

#no you don’t understand #this is legit the plot of teen wolf

maybe i’m still single because i didn’t forward that chain email to 17 of my closest friends 5 years ago


sometimes it last in love but sometimes writers say ‘lol no’ instead