BW + breakfast, lunch, or dinner at her penthouse
Haven’t you heard? I’m the crazy bitch around here. - Blair Waldorf (Season 1)
Actual Best Friends Blair Waldorf and Dan Humphrey
The point of Gossip Girl was that she was omniscient. She was everybody. She was nobody. She was, essentially, a faceless, nameless entity that represented the general grossness of our voyeuristic, schadenfreude-driven society. She relentlessly exploited young women for the sake of entertainment. She was Perez Hilton at his filthiest, most vile moment, but so much worse, because she was bullying children, not celebrities.
She was not Dan Humphrey."
It’s been nice not being friends with you.
Let’s not do it again some time.