you-define-beauty:

harmlesshurricane:

Actual Best Friends Blair Waldorf and Dan Humphrey

"Rubies are red, hydrangeas are blue. Chuck’s given his heart away— But guess what, Blair? Not to you."

— dan humphrey, the poet
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The point of Gossip Girl was that she was omniscient. She was everybody. She was nobody. She was, essentially, a faceless, nameless entity that represented the general grossness of our voyeuristic, schadenfreude-driven society. She relentlessly exploited young women for the sake of entertainment. She was Perez Hilton at his filthiest, most vile moment, but so much worse, because she was bullying children, not celebrities.

She was not Dan Humphrey.

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— Carina Adly MacKenzie, Who Gossip Girl is and why finding out ruined everything

It’s been nice not being friends with you.
Let’s not do it again some time.

"But here’s the thing. This is not about me being bitter over a couple. This is about a show glorifying emotional, verbal and sometimes physical abuse. It’s about insulting everyone’s intelligence by re-writing someone’s character and the entire show when it clearly makes no sense. It’s about zero character development and making nothing of its female leads except becoming wives to men who repeatedly ruined their lives. It’s about forgiving evil because you have a higher social status and making the argument that social mobility is impossible and everyone should support their warped idea of a caste system. And yes, all of it matters because this show is targeted towards impressionable young girls who are going to buy into all of this and not understand the countless insults to their existences that this show propagated."

— Erin Klingsberg on Gossip Girl (x)

you came here with nothing and you’re leaving with the same.

tonystaarks:

onetraveller:

What works with Dan and Blair becoming so close is how wonderfully each complements the other. Chemistry between characters is a magical thing and impossible to predict. (x)

#WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS SHOW WASN’T ABOUT THESE SUNSHINE FACES #WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WASN’T ABOUT THE JOURNEY OF THE QUEEN OF THE UES AND BROOKLYN’S LONELY BOY #TRANSCENDING CLASS AND EXPECTATIONS AND SLOWLY BECOMING ACQUAINTANCES AND FRIENDS AND CONFIDANTES AND LOVERS #AND WALKING OFF INTO THE SUNSET TOGETHER#ENCAPSULATING THE MESSAGE THE SHOW SET OUT TO PROVE? #THAT IN THE END CLASS AND MONEY AND REPUTATION ARE MEANINGLESS IN THE FACE OF MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIPS? #THUS COMING FULL CIRCLE FROM THE PILOT#WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WASN’T ABOUT THAT? #WHAT #ON #EARTH #ARE#YOU #TALKING #ABOUT? #I REMEMBER NOTHING ELSE! 

#gossip girl is a travesty #but my babies aren’t

annelli0t:

omg check it out

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he’s so good at multitasking he sent this GG blast out while he was making out with Blair

impressive stuff

so, where do I even begin...

wingardium-leviosa86:

Bart dying (again) - BIG CHAIR DRAMA COMING…pfff nevermind let’s just get married and no one will blames us for shit

3 WORDS 8 LETTERS - epic vows, epic 10 SECONDS WEDDING, congrats on your endgame

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Blair about Dan - A BIG ‘FUCK YOU’ to the dair fandom…as if we needed more invalidation from this show. Retconing everything that has happened for 2 seasons in less than an hour…KUDOS, SAVAGE

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Rufus/Lisa Loeb & Lilly/Williams - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA D E A D. Take a ship that’s been together for 5 season, throw it under the bus to validate DERENA (and invalidate dair a bit more)

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Flashback - SHAMELESS RETCON…who cares, right?

THAT THING WHEN EVERYBODY AND THEIR MOTHERS MADE A CAMEO - what in the flying fuck was that even? embarrassing

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Flash forward - Little CHUCK lmaooo…hope he gets to kill his father someday too. Taylor and Connor were just collecting their paychecks….and bunch of other RANDOM STUFF

DAN AND SERENA - OMG YOU GUYS…HE HAS LOVED HER ALL ALONG, EVEN WHEN HE WAS IN LOVE WITH BLAIR FOR TWO SEASONS…TRUE LOVE PREVAILS

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the very last shot - L O L

that’s all I have to say

ONE HOUR OF MY LIFE I’ll never get back

XOXO

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